Quick Sex Toy Rules
Don’t feel like reading the whole articles? Desperate to use that toy, want to do it safely, but can’t find the concentration to read paragraphs? Never fear, here you go!
- Nothing goes anal to vaginal, ever
- Take batteries out when the toy is not in use
- No silicone lube with silicone toys
- No oil-based lube with latex or rubber toys
- Do not use cock rings for more than 30 minutes
- Do not use clamps of any kind for more than 30 minutes
- Ladies, always pee after sex, even sex with yourself
- Never use oil-based lube vaginally
- No latex or rubber anal toys to ever be used vaginally
- All anal toys must have a flared base
- All anal toys must be squishy, bendable and not too long
- All anal play must include lube
- Sugary things, including fruit, will most likely cause yeast infections in women
- Avoid high-intensity batteries for your toys
- Don’t hold a toy by its wire or wrap it around battery cases when storing toy
- Don’t submerge toys in water that have vibes embedded in them
- Easiest way to clean plastic is with rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball
- Easiest way to clean jelly rubber or latex vibe-dildoes is to wipe it down with a damp, soapy cloth, then a clean cloth to get rid of soap residue, then let it air dry
- Silicone can be sterilized in a pot of boiling water for 2 to 4 minutes, no more than 4 though
