Strap-Ons, Harnesses and Double Dildoes

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This is the “old-fashioned” way for two ladies to get it on, penetratively speaking. They’re long and straight, but very bendy and look like they’re way too long for two people to use comfortably. But remember that a lot of the toy is going to get taken up when it gets bent to fit in. Double-dildoes are not very ergonomic, but they’re cheaper than the ergonomic and lovely Feeldoe and Nexus. These are usually made from jelly rubber and if you’re concerned about phthalates, use this kind of toy with condoms on both ends.

Batteries: none
Good for: two women or a woman and man
Cleaning: see jelly rubber

Some Names: Classic Double, Size Me Up Double, Double Dipper

Harnessless Strap-ons

Feeldoe

One of the best inventions ever! This toy sort of looks like a check-mark – the short end is a vaginal plug for the wearer (or anal plug, really) and then the larger and longer dildo is for whoever is lucky enough to get penetrated. These are made out of silicone and some come with a small, removable vibrator to stimulate the wearer’s clitoris.

Batteries: watch, if any
Good for: two women or a woman and man
Cleaning: see silicone
Some Names: Nexus, Feeldoe

Harnesses

So many designs, so many materials. Harnesses can be made out leather, fabric, vinyl, rubber, or even the inner tube of bicycle tires. You can find ones that are specifically vegan, ones that are a little more dominatrix-y with studs and anything in between.

Pelvic harnesses come in two basic designs – g-string and jock-strap. The g-string design has a strap that goes around your waist and another between your legs and butt cheeks. G-string harnesses are a bit cheaper than jock-strap, but are also less stable and can move around a bit more. Jock-strap harnesses have that same strap around the waist, except there are two straps that go between the legs and then go around the buttocks and attach to the waist-strap on the side of your hips. This design is a bit more expensive but more stable and quite adjustable to fit well.

Some pelvic harnesses ride higher or lower on the body and I suggest going into a store and trying some on over top of your underwear to see what you like. Depending on the make, some will have removable rings so you can change the size of the dildo inserted.

If you’re not interested in having a phallus jutting out of your crotch, you’ll want to look into thigh harnesses. These will strap onto your thigh, letting you hump away, or have someone straddle your leg and go to town. Most of these have a specific hole-size in it, so your dildo choices will be limited by it. Thigh harnesses are great for anyone with ability issues that don’t allow them to use the pelvic style.

Last but not least is the chest harness. Guess where you put that one! It can easily be strapped to a chair or anything else you can put your pervy mind to.

Batteries: none
Good for: two women or a woman and man
Cleaning: depends on material
Some Names: Jaguar, Pony, Pussycat, Bronco, Black Cat, Crown, Thigh Meister, Grrrly Grrrl, Thigh Rider, Accomadator

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